Today after class…

Me: I don’t understand why the Mona Lisa is so famous. She doesn’t even have eye brows. 

Random student: She’s supposed to be the most beautiful woman ever. 

Me: We’ll he did a pretty bad job getting that across in the painting.

Random student: You don’t understand art.

Me: You don’t understand beauty.

zicovalove:

ex8er - 개나소

^^

I think I'm gonna like EXO, but this is really too funny!
"2012: while B.A.P's having debut stage,SM releases EXO's 15th teaser
2013: B.A.P's new single come out,SM releases EXO's 18th teaser
2015: B.A.P's first full album come out,SM releases EXO's 19th teaser
2020: B.A.P's fifth album come out,SM releases EXO's 25th teaser
2070: B.A.P's leader die because of kidney failure,EXO debut with a song,entitled,"We are the teasers" and then die because of too much teasing."

pygmypandazilla:

LEGIT.

I want this group and Block B to be BFFs. Because the combined badassery would knock the Earth off its axis and it would be awesome.

aye-angelk:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/BAP-Best-Absolute-Perfect-Inc/179802022119856

like~ admin applications available! Let’s support our rookie boys~ ♥

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred Allen (via fuckyeahdudefuckmylife)

kpopfanscanrelate:

A psychologist says: “Don’t underestimate those children who chase after Korean celebrities, their hearts are purer than anyone else, they love courageously, they will want to try their best to tackle difficult obstacles, the language and cultural barriers. They symbolize peace, they don’t…

Today’s Tire Tragedy

Tragedy not because it was dramatic or anything, but because they were brand new tires. ㅠㅠ 

I was on the highway/inner-state/autobahn/what ever you wanna call it and I moved over to let someone on. There was this black patch in the road but I assumed it was just water or ice or something. Even if I had known what it was I couldn’t have avoided it anyway since the person I had let on the highway was right next to me and I was going too fast (65 cause that’s the speed limit bro) to avoid it. When I drove over it I realized it wasn’t just ice. It sounded like someone was shooting the bottom of my car. It was like 킁킁킁킁킁킁. I was like “da faq was dat?”. I checked my tire pressures and my left rear was 28 PSI while the rest were 30. I kept watching it and it began dropping. So I got off on the next exit (by then my tire pressure was 15 PSI) and found a place to stop (by then it was 9 PSI). I called my dad and he came and put my spare tire on. I tried to help him but he was like “It’s cold, get in the car.” Of course today would be the one day in 2 years that I decide to wear a dress to work. I work for an accountant and usually I get by with dress pants and maybe a skirt. However, last night I got this dress on clearance and I was like “good deal. I’ll wear this to work tomorrow.” That’s what I get for being girly for once. -_- After I got home, my dad checked out the tire and it has a good sized hole in it. idk what I ran over, but I’m a little sad because I just purchased the tires last night. I think I’m going to add “knows about cars -especially tires to my mental list of husband requirements. 

Cuteness overload!!